I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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